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In irish secondary schools, the 12-13 year olds are in first year. this makes them First Years™. Characteristics of First Years™ include: arrogance, cockiness, annoyingness and smartassness.
second year: oh god, here comes some First Years™
third year: shut up you were a First Year™ last year
esth*r lim and sh*rley lum (the 2 p6 year heads) are both cancerous communists and manipulators. they think that they r the best when in reality they are nothing but two old divorced hags. esther lim is an infertile whore that prob ate her husband. shirley lummylumslut has more forehead than bitches. also she rolls her eyes like some kind of superior dictator. must as well call her a dick taker bc her mouth is so big and fat and ugly. lick my pussy u whore.
someone: i hate shirlee lamb and essy leem. they are such cancerous nanyang year heads
someone else: ikr lets form an anarchy against them <3
someone: k lets show those assfucks that we're better than them
For when you dont know if a year will be bad or good
Neutral New Year!
What do you mean?
Oh i dont know if 2021 will be good or bad so i say neutral new year!
n. Pretty, unclothed, woman ready to party in the coming Eden that will be the future. Usually drunk.
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Any plans for tonight? Watching a large ball drop perhaps? Perhaps two?
Not me. I am going to be the Nude Year’s Eve Watch out world! HoooooYahhh!
Okay. Well. Be safe.
An ailment which causes people to accidentally write the wrong year on papers, applications, forms, etc. It is a very common disease that occurs directly after the new year, and can last for several months.
This disease is rarely a problem, since writing the year on most things is pointless anyways. However, serious side effects can occur when tax returns, college applications, etc. are affected.
Teacher: "You've written 2011 on every assignment you've handed in this month. You do know it's 2012, right?"
Student: "Yeah, I just have New Year Alzheimer's."
When items/stuff hasn't been on the shop for more than 365 days, like 1000+ days long.
People tend to miss this joke. A. LOT.
"Special Forces has been gone for 1554 days, that is almost a year ago."
The age you reach when if you find an old photo of you and it is sepia toned and no one is surprised.
I just found a picture from high school and asked my wife if it was weird that it was all yellow and she said "it's 30 years old you dingus, of course it would be sepia toned by now. Congrats, you're officially sepia years old."