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Puritan headwear worn to hide the shame and guilt of having engaged in anal sex.
Erika came into the pub still wearing her Butt-Sex Bonnet. Her date must have went well.
When a man sits in the closet while a woman is cumming and moaning all over the bed. Then pavlikas jumps from the closet like a airplane and misses the pussy and puts in her leg and dies.
Mary: Fuck you lets go have pavlik sex
Donald: Yes please daddy
“have you seen anastasia?”
“ oh you mean the supreme goddess of sex?”
Sex that happens to the detriment of a marriage. Detrimarital sex can be between the partners in a marriage and has a negative effect on said marriage. Detrimarital sex could be extramarital sex that has a negative effect on a marriage.
In court at a divorce trial:
Plaintiff: Your honor, my marriage has had a lot of challenges, but there has just been way too much detrimarital sex to keep up this charade.
Mary: Beth, why aren't you talking to your husband?
Beth: Since Aaron found out that he's into scat play we only ever have detrimarital sex :(
When you are screwing a girl who ends up being a man.
I ended up having revolt sex with that "woman" from last night.
Why you want to know how to do this
Basically a guy sucks a girls pussy while kneeling down or on the baby maker
(bed for you uncultured swines) while they moan.
Girlfriend : hey when we reach home suck my pussy when we have sex.
Boyfriend : ok but imma do it hard
the smell you emit after a round of dirty stinky sex
you can smell the sex stink off her from a mile away, she must've banged Micheal this morning