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A man with a dad bod. Most dads with this name think everyone’s moms want him. He likes to change girls like he changes his underwear. You can find him at home watching boxing while swiping on dating apps. If you run into a Martin please turn the other way.
Martin! You don’t even have Netflix to chill.
A Martin is someone who never feels any guilt or sense of responsibility. Gaslighting queen. He can hurt you and make you apologize to him. He'll love you when he's lonely, but forget about you when he's feeling good about himself. When you encounter a Martin it's of utmost importance to tell him he doesn't matter and he's not important.
A: Poor girl, he broke her heart again and made her blame herself for it.
B: Yeah, Martin just being Martin
Successful man who is gonna live his best life with his successful friend Pishoy.
Oh my! I wish I was as smart as Martin!
MARTIN definitely has a huge taint. His No Man's Land has been traveled far and wide. If you know a Martin, respect his taint. Like to beat on things.
Have you seen the way that dude beats his taint? What a Martin.
Is the HOTTEST person on the planet and has a cock 2 meters long. He can walk right up to a girl, say hi and she’ll immediately start sucking his dick. A Martin also knows everything there is to know. He has an iq of 300000. Some people prefer to him as GOD.
Person 1: Hey what is gods name?
Person 2: His name is Martin.
Martin is a cool guy who likes hanging with friends, when he is alone in his house, he loves playing with fresh pussies and rubbing them
who a martin
From behind, his back is so big, he looks like a square. He seems like your basic weird bleached hair freak. He tries to be cool and does renegade but looks like a freak, because of his strange shape. He's mean, too. All he says is 'Shut up' and other stuff. He's mean to EVERYONE. NO ONE LIKES SQUARE-MEN
Ew is that Martin?
No, it's a square..
No, that's Martin.
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