Meat Pocket

When a male approaches another person and inserts his genitalia into the trouser pocket of an unknowing bystander.

Ah man, I was standing in the lunch line the other day and Randy gave me a rancid meat pocket.

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Pocket Porn

When one stores or looks up porn on his or her ipod, iphone, or phone, hence it being "Pocket Size"

Shaun: Can I see your iTouch?
Cassie: Why?
Shaun: Cause you're a porn freak.
Cassie: Well you know I gotta have my pocket porn!

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Flesh Pocket

a pocket of flesh found on a female ussually in the groine region about an inch and a half from the anus.

Can I store my wallet in your flesh pocket?

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Hot Pocket

When a girl is going down on a guy and his balls start kickin right before he's about to cum, you shove his balls in his anus and yell "HOT POCKET!"

"I'm about to cum..."

(She shoves his ballsac into his anus)

"HOT POCKET!"

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Out of Pocket

A term that should never be used. It is used 99% of the time by D.C. Bureaucrats. Not just any bureaucrat, but sycophant whore climbers. Mostly used by no talent grade 14's in Headquarters with polished shoes who are clamoring to move up.

D.C. Bureaucrat- "Hey Steve, I'm going to be out of pocket for the next 20 minutes."

Non Climbing Bureaucrat- "Great, enjoy your dump, remember to wipe yourself."

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Hot Pocket

To fart on one's sock, and mash it in the face of another.

Dan are you farting on your sock? - Blakezors
Yes. HOT POCKET - Dan

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middle pocket

asshole, anal cavity, gerbil cage, drug stash, butt hole, anus

frank carries friends around in his middle pocket.
frank enjoys fresh vegies up his middle pocket

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