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sewer slimy slide: when you want to kermit suicide but u end up going down a sewer slimy slide 😌🙈🙊💩
Patty made me wanna go down the sewer slimy slide cause she ate my cake ;)
4 or more southern Caucasians making sweaty redneck love in a steamy sauna
Heeeyy yall come join me for a redneck slip n slide down in bama
When a girl gets eaten out by a gay guy.
I met this gay guy at a club and he tried out the glitter slip n slide!
When a girl deep throats after having swallowed some olive oil.
"My girlfriend gave me a Mediterranean Slip and Slide last night, it would've been better if she had used high quality EVOO though"
Toxic Sewer Slide
When, in a group of three, one friend provides and sets up two slip n' slides right next to each other, for extra slide space. The second friend, having downed the entire taco bell menu with a lil bit of chipotle, aims their rear from the top of the slip n' slides, and produces the most disgusting, vile, and downright disturbing, river of pure shit from the depths of their bowels. Now because the first friend is likely trying to hold in their vomit, the third friend will strip, completely... Friend three will get a running start and slide down the slip n' slide and into the nearest pool.
Note : You will need four different things for this,
A. A disgusting friend.
B. A friend with nothing to lose.
C. And a friend with two slip n' slides.
D. A death wish.
Friend One - "I got the Slip N' Slides!"
Friend Two - "I got the food!"
Friend Three - "And I'm going to hell, lets do this shit,"
Friend One - "Why did I agree to the Toxic Sewer Slide..."
When a female wipes her ass by placing her rump on the carpet while sliding backwards
Damn that bitch really did the clam slide on my brand new carpet