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When you use a hairdryer to jerk off.
Yo, my girl helped me a with a volcanic edge last night, not gonna lie that was hot.
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it’s a person who is this close 🤌to falling off the edge of humanity and then become friends
How’s my edge buddy doing?
Not great
Same
Straight edge people that think they're better than other (straight edge) people. These people tend to claim they follow all of the rules perfectly, when in reality they're hypocrites.
Fuck the straight edge elite
Close to the end of one season, when you get a day or two of weather typical of the upcoming season.
Yesterday was below freezing, today it's 30 degrees warmer and sunny. Tomorrow is back to cold temperatures. I'm tired of this Seasonal Edging.
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Stealing 949.99$ from target because they wont take action until you steal more then that.
Me:Bro targets letting you steal 949.99$ worth of items
Bro:OMG it worked tysm!
Me:No problem pookie its called Edging Target
When someone is a gay edgelord
Bro, I might start Gaying x edging
To make an edge sharp like a snake.
Used grinding stone to get the sword tuned to a Smithers edge