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When you fuck a girl and she farts out the front bum
It's a natural occurring thing when you have BDS (big dick syndrome)
as soon as you as hear that sound withdraw and tell her you left some beans on the hob cooking
grab your trainers ASAP and leave your socks every man for himself at this point
To become too high to function at a normal rate from smoking marijuana.
After she hit that bong she was Puff Johnson.
When a woman gives a man a hand job while eating a bag of cheese puffs and then she sucks all the cheese dust off of his penis.
I was watching NetFlix with my girlfriend when she puff fluffed me. Her kisses tasted like dick cheese the rest of the night.
A closed mouth, varied puff of air involuntarily released as the result of stifling a belly laugh. A reverse snort.
Becky: Uugh, Greg was being hilarious during my super important Zoom call.
Tricia: OMG!!
Becky: I know!! My stomach hurts from holding in my laughs. It was a non-stop barrage of air puffs. SO embarrassing.
"Huffing and puffing" refers to smoking a metric fuckton a weed and eating cheese-puffs before passing out.
"Well," said the wolf, "then I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll fall asleep on the couch.
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"What do you mean you had a Huff and Puff night ?"
"I don't really remember, all I know is that I smoked like an oil-rig chimney and that in the morning my fingers were greasy as shit"
"Got any plans for tonight ?"
An expression used when frustrated or upset about something.
P1-"Your goldfish just died."
P2-"Oh, marzle puff! Not again! This is the second time he's died."
A person who lives in the south and is incredibly soft
Your a southern puff.