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Woman: *gives birth to boy*
Doctor: Would you like for the nurse and I to commence with the snipping tip process?
Women: Nah, I want my son to keep his foreskin, please.
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When a man's penis is so large that he can only insert a small portion of it (the tip) into a woman's vagina during coitus.
Man this big dick is really a hindrance... every time I have sex I'm only dippin' the tip in.
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In online casinos an ebeggar will often send a small tip as bait to catch the attention of a whale (wealthy player). The ebeggar's objective is to hopefully receive a much bigger tip in return at some later date. This strategy is using a social norm known as Reciprocity in which a good deed done by one person creates a sort of obligation to return the favour in the mind of others. It is a common tactic used by Social Engineers.
ebeggar: hey bro, I don't have much bro but I send you what I can bro, good luck bro.
whale: wigga don't be sending me fucking b8 tips, it distracts my game, I ain't sending you shit.
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Crazy ass humper of men, whos dick gets hurt. This hurt can be attributed from biting or extreme humping. Sometimes the bite of his dick leaves a blue scar.
You here about Dave Slaytans dick?
WHAT WHY THE FUCK WOULD I WANT TO KNOW THAT?
Na dude, no homo, he got Blue Tipped.
DAMN, how?!
Bitch bit his dick.
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A way of dumping work assigned to you on someone else.
I had lots to do but after a spot of fly tipping i've not got that much to do.
I was going home but my boss has come over and fly tipped me.
Right im off home, i've just fly tipped what was left on to the graduate we recruited.
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When your anus is preparing to shit and you ever so slightly begin crowning the turd head.
A magnificent log was percolating while I sat on the throne. Suddenly the Tip of the Pope's Hat had breached my rectum.
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When the tip of a man or shemale's penis looks like the tip of a mushroom
Me and my girl haven't seen each other in forever so I've been jacking off a lot. Last night she pulled down my pants and when she saw my dick she sang the Mario theme, it looked like a Mushroom Tip.
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