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turkey-sock

verb: the act of slapping anothers face with a sock; as if it was one's penis. The term turkey sock can also be used if the sock that is being used to slap with, contains some form of seminal residue

another: i hate you!?
one: lol at your face!?
another: why are you taking off your sock?
one: to get ya
another: ...?
one: *slaps with slightly dampened sock*
another: damn it i just got hit by a turkey-sock

by tomosapien July 21, 2010

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Turkey is not Europe

The most frequent comment under every Reddit/Instagram/etc post that features a map of Europe. Given the country of Turkey's geographic location straddling both Europe and Asia, it is featured in almost every post with a Europe map. Most people who comment this are just trolling, pretending to be triggered over Turkey being a part of Europe. However, this is also likely linked to Turkey's recent negotiations of entrance to the European Union, which many people are strictly against.

fanmaps: Here is a map of the primary language group of each European country *features turkey*
Random user: TURKEY IS NOT EUROPE

by nickcityplanner July 19, 2020

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Mud Turkey

A sexual act where the guy fists the girl in the ass while she shits.

I gave that girl a mud turkey last night. She loved it

by Yabbagabba November 20, 2016

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turkey tail

When home over the holidays, hooking up with old friends.

After gorging on a holiday feast, the most succulent thing afterwards is turkey tail

by nellbell480 November 24, 2010

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Turkey Sandwitch

some type of sextual act preformed by prostitutes. used in the movie Forest Gump.

You should have been here on Christmas we gave everyone a free Turkey Sandwich

Turkey Sandwitch

by cake in the face May 19, 2008

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boo turkey

Small amount, typically of knowledge.

That audit committee member doesn't know boo turkey about accounting for revenue recognition.

by Roman L. Weil, Professor Emeritus May 11, 2008

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Cold Turkey

Cold turkey is the term used to describe a turkey which is not any of the following:
hot turkey
slightly warm turkey
lemon-grass-with-pepper turkey
smothered-in-gravy turkey

My Mum forgot to cook the turkey again... so we had to have cold turkey

by turkeylover December 26, 2013

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