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The most frequent comment under every Reddit/Instagram/etc post that features a map of Europe. Given the country of Turkey's geographic location straddling both Europe and Asia, it is featured in almost every post with a Europe map. Most people who comment this are just trolling, pretending to be triggered over Turkey being a part of Europe. However, this is also likely linked to Turkey's recent negotiations of entrance to the European Union, which many people are strictly against.
fanmaps: Here is a map of the primary language group of each European country *features turkey*
Random user: TURKEY IS NOT EUROPE
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verb: the act of slapping anothers face with a sock; as if it was one's penis. The term turkey sock can also be used if the sock that is being used to slap with, contains some form of seminal residue
another: i hate you!?
one: lol at your face!?
another: why are you taking off your sock?
one: to get ya
another: ...?
one: *slaps with slightly dampened sock*
another: damn it i just got hit by a turkey-sock
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Cold turkey is the term used to describe a turkey which is not any of the following:
hot turkey
slightly warm turkey
lemon-grass-with-pepper turkey
smothered-in-gravy turkey
My Mum forgot to cook the turkey again... so we had to have cold turkey
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Wet Turkey means some really shitty weed. If you smoke weed you know what I am talking about.
That dealer didn't give you dank, he gave you some Wet Turkey.
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A sexual act where the guy fists the girl in the ass while she shits.
I gave that girl a mud turkey last night. She loved it
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some type of sextual act preformed by prostitutes. used in the movie Forest Gump.
You should have been here on Christmas we gave everyone a free Turkey Sandwich
Turkey Sandwitch
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When home over the holidays, hooking up with old friends.
After gorging on a holiday feast, the most succulent thing afterwards is turkey tail
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