Time-stop Disease

A disease that makes it so whenever somebody timestops in a bizzare day(Roblox game) the patient with the disease has to reset. Can spread if the person trying to kill them is a loser. Image is what happens in their brain.

Oh no he has Time-stop Disease!

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gay voice disease

when you suffer from a feminine voice as a man

did you hear coppers voice, he must suffer from gay voice disease

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Mad Hoe Disease

A disease where a hoe goes crazy trying to steal your man or other people's mans
Symptoms are-

Psycosis- What's this bitch doing around my man
Dementia- Did she forget he's mine
Depression- When they realize they dont have a chance
Anxiety- when they realize imma fight them if they don't stay away
Problems with coordination- Because hoes cant fight
Confusion- She still going after him? she must have be confused
Pins and Needles- When she's getting her ass beat

Did you say she's trying to steal Robbie from me, that girl got Mad Hoe Disease

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Chronic Stalling Disease

an unfortunate illness affecting people who cannot seem to move in a timely fashion. Somene who has trouble keeping plans or being on time on a regular (ie chronic) basis. Generally unaware of their condition those affected may go on for years making people around them wait endlessly. no cure known..

person 1: "man we've been waiting for AN HOUR ?!?!I thought we told him 8 oclock?"
person 2: " i know but its not a surprise he has chronic stalling disease, we could be waiting forever"

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Haleigh Perkins Disease

Is where you suddenly change your life because you met a girl. She may like you better if you do this rather than that so you change your ways to impress her..

Taylor Stanford has stopped playing Xbox 360 with JeRzEE because of the Haleigh Perkins Disease.

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verbally transmitted disease

Any nonphysical disease that is spread by people saying meaningless and inoffensive things.

This guy is spreading his verbally transmitted disease to everyone!

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Asian Booty Disease

Also known as "ABD" it is a joke used by Asians who doesn't have a booty to dance with.

Also a reference from Poreotics, a dance crew from America's Best Dance Crew.

Asian chick: "Why can't I shake my ass like the black girl on MTV?"

Friend: "Blame your Asian Booty Disease"

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