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Monkey Hunting is a term used when a larger girl goes after a smaller skinnier guy
My mom when Monkey Hunting last night
While taking a rowboat through the southern marshes of Lake Champlain, bend a mud cricket over the bow of the boat and fuck her while snorting maple syrup off her back. The goal is to shoot as many muskrats as possible before nutting
Man, I took the ol' lady on a Green Mountain Swamp Hunt yesterday. Ethan Allen would be so proud
The practice of lurking around a dive bar right as they are closing up for the night in hopes of locating that one last patron (male or female) to swoop in on and easily take home with minimal effort. The ones who no one else felt worthy enough to pick up on who fall pretty heavily on the more budget side of attractiveness. Always sitting alone at the end of the bar nursing their last drink. All the while resigning themselves to once again going home alone to an empty house and having another threesome with the ever reliable Ben and Jerry.
Mike: Hey Fred, it's Friday night. Let's go to the bar and find some ladies to chat up and try to bring home for the evening.
Fred: You go on ahead Mike. While I'm all for getting laid, I'm not feeling like going through the whole "picking up on" routine and spending a bunch on money on drinks for something that isn't a sure thing. Fuck that, I'm gonna have drinks at home and then head over to the dive around the corner at last call to do some Chunch Hunting. That way I'll save some money and I'm guaranteed to get laid.
Mike: Word
A situation that clearly wont work. something which wont happen at all. Highly unlike to go as planned.
Suzan says she 'd love to have a date with the new guy in class. Problem is , he is married already... "that dog wont hunt". fail
to go around looking for hot girls to get with or pick up
Me and my friends went bronco hunting last week and we found 4 mad hot girls
Listening to many new music of various artists and genres to find new songs to jam to.
I was song hunting today and found 4 new songs that I really like