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Sex is when a male and a female come together, and the male sticks his penis inside of the female's vagina. This activity can also lead to making babies
Aliyah : yeah Jaden got me pregnant because we had sex!
Add the bed; subtract the close, and divide the legs, and hope you don't multiply.
Just like math!
"Lets have sex baby"
"Alright babe! Just a few rules..."
"What?"
"Add the bed; subtract the close, and divide the legs ;)"
"Ahhhh.... ;) - I just hope we don't multiply 💀"
Sex is something some wait for, and some have sex early because they are bored. Sex is crazy fun, and sex is overrated. Chocolate or vanilla? What flavor do I choose? I chose a mixture of both. Delicious! Sometimes hot and sometimes cold.
What kind of sex do I want tonight?
The thing where a guy shoves his cock down women's pussy for both of their pleasure but the guy cums in 30 seconds and the women is not pleasured and she breaks up with you and you get cum training because ur a soft cunt that can't last 2 fucking minutes
I'm ready to have sex tonight.
An injury that happens during sex.
Physical trauma that occurs during or because of sexual acts, leading to a noticeable injury that often has to be explained to others.
Bob: "Why are you limping?"
Dave: "I feel out of bed, when my wife repositioned during sex last night."
Bob: "Nice! A sex injury."
Dave: "Yeah, thanks."
When you have sex while wearing formal clothing.
They went to a meeting together but ended up having formal sex.
damn sammy looks rly sex c today holy shit (this applies to just about everyday as well)