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You type this when you have way too much free time or are way too bored.
Teacher: lets count to 50!
Students: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50!
21👍 17👎
Little known secret, Donald Trump publicly told Boeing either you will have this program online by FY 2018. Or I will (and he has that authority) cancel the contract. Any other president would never have done this. Thus making the 45th president not as bad as everyone makes him out to be. I.E save the taxpayers money!
Son: Hey mom hey dad I need more this week I have a girlfriend. Son: hey mom hey dad I need more money I have a car today. Son: Hey mom hey dad I need a new scope for my hunting rifle so I can get a deer half a mile out the factory issue isn't doing it for me. Mom and Dad: what are you the F-35?
GAY, G is the 7th letter of the alphabet, A is the 1st and Y is the 35th letter.
"9' 13 7 1 35?"
"Surprised you only noticed now."
As classy as you can get. The best two single digits formed to make one. You might as well skip right over 4 when counting to 10. 4 is the retarded little cousin to 3 and 5.
"Why is the speed limit 35?"
"If it were 34 it would be gay"
Ur so stupid. No way u just looked this up.
Becky: YO ITS OCTOBER 35th BABYYY
John: u stupid
Whenever _____ is coming over and ____ is cleaning her room beforehand, ____ is forced to show ____ her tits.
Hey babe. Section 35 a remember?