Random
Source Code
Random
The act of depositing one’s own human fecal matter on their partner’s side of the bed. Usually in anger, but possibly not.
When Johnny upset his wife she took an Amber Heard on his side of the bed. Then took a picture and sent it to him. Johnny didn’t know what to think, but thought it better than to go sleep over that night.
63👍 1👎
After a fight, your girlfriend or wife defecates in your bed and then you angry fuck her until she bites your finger off.
Man, my girl and I did the Amber Heard last night. It was wild.
265👍 11👎
The bitch whose dog stepped on a bee!
Amber Heard is an actress who rose to fame in April 2022 when Johnny Depp sued her ass for publishing an article of about him which involved Johnny abusing the bitch. This was obviously not true and therefore Amber lost the case because she’s a lying whore! She’s now a broke cunt who works at retail.
Ryan: “Who are you jerking off to?”
ToothFairy: “Amber Heard.”
Ryan: “Die!”
60👍 1👎
You shat all over it
Having a conversation for one person to shoot it down, shit all over it.
Boy A - do you like the new Johnny Depp film?
Boy B - nah I’m not a fan. Think he’s over-rated. What about you?
Boy A - doesn’t matter now. You Amber Heard it
51👍 1👎
The act of defecating on your significant others bed
Damn I just got amber hearded by my ex. On my good cotton sheets too.
47👍 1👎
When someone is being annoying or a major pissoff
Omg Kyle stop fighting your brother, don’t be such a amber heard!
Alfie was cracking lame jokes infront of seniors today, he was being such a amber heard.
45👍 1👎
When anything fails miserably in a stinking way be it a car or a job or a marriage or travel plans or a President Biden tall story, policy or speech.
My jeep broke down this morning and did an Amber Heard. Then my wife called me to tell me our marriage did an Amber Heard. Then my boss told me that my job did an Amber Heard.
91👍 4👎