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Apollo is super straight

when apollo super NOT gay

person1: haha apollo is gay
person2:no, apollo is super straight

by Apollo1085 January 14, 2019

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Apollo’s Fanny pack

A term denoting what would be Apollo’s belt on a fit man. The fat under the belly button and above the penis. This is similar to a gock but not so big. The fat mans cum gutters so to speak.

“Honey, you are getting some fat above your wiener!”

“Yeah, that’s just my Apollo’s Fanny Pack.”

by junco April 12, 2021


Apollo 13 luck

Used to describe an unfortunate event which could have been far worse

in its outcome and therefore actually lucky.

That tornado tore off part of your roof but did not destroy your house and nobody was injured. Apollo 13 luck!

by Lamoid F. LLurbybabbin June 24, 2021


Apollo Splash Down

Like a Swan dive, when you have to shit so bad the poop hits the bowl before your ass hits the seat, only you poop with such force your ass is wet.

Jim's IBS is acting up, when he got home he destroyed the bathrooms ecosystem with an apollo splash down

by Jujunum February 22, 2015


Apollo 13 moment

An apollo 13 moment is when something so awesome happens that the only way to express your joy is to yell "wooo hooo" like Jack Swigert does after he learns of his mission.

After i got my license i had an Apollo 13 moment.

by ray kroc March 26, 2010

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Apollo 13

Is the act of one man shitting into another mans asshole

George Bush like to Apollo 13 Osama Bin Laden, when they have sex.

by Depot D-Bag April 14, 2008

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Major Lee "Apollo" Adama

One of the main characters in the wonderful television show Battlestar Galactica who is the CAG (commander of the air group) of said ship. The actor who plays him is so beautiful that viewing him on screen sometimes causes Bamberitis. While currently married to Lt. Dualla, AKA Dee, there is a huge fan following for a relationship between him and Captain Kara "Starbuck" Thrace. In fact, in the original series aired in the 70's, Starbuck was played by a man. Apparently the two pilots had a sexual vibe despite both being men, as seen in the copious amounts of slash fanfiction. This may have led to Starbuck's gender change.

"Oh, Lee, Lee!" - Captain Kara Thrace to Gaius Baltar during sex while imagining Major Lee "Apollo" Adama

by flyonagumdrop March 8, 2007

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