When a french baguette is inserted into the anus and is removed with a strong covering of faecal matter;
Discovered in Paris in 2016 by Nikolass when a crusty baguette was inserted into his anus during a bout of diarrhoea and was heavily covered with faecal remains
Fancy having a Nutella Baguette? That baguette had loads of nutella on it
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The slang term for a French man's penis
Pierre: oh oui oui suck my flesh baguette girl.
My ex-boss went out drinking with a bunch of girls from work. She whips out this collection of dick pictures she takes of all the dudes she bangs from those online dating sites.
Knew she was a fucking sleaze baguette.
When you stick your cock into a block of ice for several minutes until frozen and proceed to fuck a girl with a yeast infection.
my girlfriend wanted to do the Alaskan baguette last night, should I be worried.
A cat that has a baguette also is fat.
Baguette Cat is great to watch
A term that could be offensive to anyone but more specifically French people
Spy:*stabs scout*
Scout:you baguette fucker
An annoying individual who is a blithering idiot and tries to get on your nerves. This term is very flexible and can be used in a plethora of different circumstances.
Annoying person: *radiates irritation*
Person with diverse vocabulary: Get the hell away from me you utter douche baguette.
(This phrase has been used for centuries, as shown below in original bible scripture)
Roman person: I am going to crucify you now Jesus.
Jesus: Oh ffs you are such a douche baguette.