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Nutella Baguette

When a french baguette is inserted into the anus and is removed with a strong covering of faecal matter;
Discovered in Paris in 2016 by Nikolass when a crusty baguette was inserted into his anus during a bout of diarrhoea and was heavily covered with faecal remains

Fancy having a Nutella Baguette? That baguette had loads of nutella on it

by kramitin99 June 13, 2016

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Flesh Baguette

The slang term for a French man's penis

Pierre: oh oui oui suck my flesh baguette girl.

by Mr.Diddler March 8, 2019


Sleaze Baguette

Female sleaze bag.

My ex-boss went out drinking with a bunch of girls from work. She whips out this collection of dick pictures she takes of all the dudes she bangs from those online dating sites.

Knew she was a fucking sleaze baguette.

by Furbler2.0 March 7, 2012


Alaskan baguette

When you stick your cock into a block of ice for several minutes until frozen and proceed to fuck a girl with a yeast infection.

my girlfriend wanted to do the Alaskan baguette last night, should I be worried.

by Notspenc November 27, 2018


Baguette Cat

A cat that has a baguette also is fat.

Baguette Cat is great to watch

by BigNugeeto March 26, 2021


baguette fucker

A term that could be offensive to anyone but more specifically French people

Spy:*stabs scout*

Scout:you baguette fucker

by raybeez August 20, 2022


Douche Baguette

An annoying individual who is a blithering idiot and tries to get on your nerves. This term is very flexible and can be used in a plethora of different circumstances.

Annoying person: *radiates irritation*
Person with diverse vocabulary: Get the hell away from me you utter douche baguette.

(This phrase has been used for centuries, as shown below in original bible scripture)

Roman person: I am going to crucify you now Jesus.
Jesus: Oh ffs you are such a douche baguette.

by Isxxc242 July 10, 2022