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A mug of tea and a blowjob. Normaly in bed.
The wife gave me welsh breakfast in bed this morning.
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This is a partnered maneuver that requires at least one male participant. You begin by having a partner move their bowels onto the head of a penis. Upon relieving oneself on the head, he/she places a cup directly underneath the penis. The fecal matter covered penis ejaculates immediately after the cup is placed underneath it. The cup is used to gracefully catch the fecal matter and semen and the "brew" is thus served with breakfast.
Boy: So yesterday, me and Lydia were Brewin' Breakfast and I missed the cup!
Friend: Aw shucks!
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A breakfast of champions. A morning meal consisting of four quadruple vodkas and a ham sandwich.
Only recorded Bonzo Breakfast resulted in the death of famous Led Zeppelin drummer John Bonham, for whom which the endeavor was named after.
John Bonham is considered a professional at his work and the Bonzo Breakfast should not be attempted by anyone.
"I had to get to class in a hurry, so I had a quick Bonzo Breakfast!"
"A Bonzo Breakfast a day keeps the doctor away."
"Nothing starts or ends the day right like a Bonzo Breakfast!"
"4 out of 5 doctors reccomend the Bonzo Breakfast. Normal results of the Bonzo Breakfast result in high blood pressure, blackouts, and sometimes death."
"The ham sandwich was so good, but the quadruple shots really hit the spot!"
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to give a blow job first thing in the morning
Clover had a Jacksonville Breakfast when she surprised Matt with a blow job first thing in the morning.
When you fuck your friend’s mom and then the next morning cook your friend breakfast like a caring father figure while calling them fatherly nicknames such as “tiger”, “champ”, or “big guy”.
Max was being a pretentious asshole, so this morning I put him back in his place and served him a big ol’ tiger breakfast. You should have seen the look on his face when I put the eggs on his place and called him “champ.”
Having breakfast at wimbledon is having sex in the morning, presumably with the person with whom you spent the previous night. The phrase comes from the name of the long-standing preview show before televised portions of the famed tennis tournament in England.
"Hey guys. I was in a hurry this morning, but I was able to snag some breakfast at wimbledon before work."
An anonymously delivered poop deposited in somebody else's restroom by a house guest early in the morning before anybody else has awoken and is discovered immediately because of an evidently rich scent once the issuer disappears.
Hey we probably had too much cheese last night at our New Year's party. Someone left a breakfast special in the toilet right before I got in there!