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Pasty white person, typically of Irish or German decent. Easily identifiable by their freckles and milky skin. Typically named Karen or Ryan, common nickhnames are Snow Flake and Casper.
"Dude, your new exceptionally caucasian girlfiend keeps blinding me when she lays out. Tell that beyotch to go bronze edition to cut down the glare"
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When an exceptionally large white girl finishes oral sex on another exceptionally large white boy and proceeds to collect his jizz and puts it on a pastry of her choice.
Duncan: Hey dude Ashely recorded herself giving Mark a rather nasty Caucasian Donut. I almost yakked all over my laptop.
Josh: Eww. I didn't know Mark was mature enough to produce sufficient sperm for Ashely's appetite!
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A metaphoric place for oppressive white people where they can live out the rest of their oppressing lives away from the people they try to oppress, where they can live out the rest of their insane lives in slight discomfort and without being listened to.
Those white people belong in a Caucasian Asylum!
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Contrary to the Asian Grading Scale, the Caucasian Grading Scale is more leniant.
A = Awesome. You're doing fantastic.
B = Beastly. You're doing great.
C = Cool. You're doing well.
D = Dandy. You're doing good.
F = Fine. You're doing okay.
Lisa: Oh, bro, I just got a B on that Biology final...I forgot to study!
Joanna: Hey, bro, whaddaya mean? Haven't you heard of the caucasian grading scale? That's beastly!
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White person: "Damn, this sandwich is spicy. How much Caucasian hot sauce did you put on this bad boy?"
Chef (non-white): *shakes head* "FML"
Karen: I want to try something different for a snack tonight
Kevin: have you ever tried Caucasian Sweet Nuts
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Cuming on a girls nipples, then using the leftover cum and spit from the session of sex to make a
smile on the girls stomach
My girlfriend came over and I gave her a Caucasian Smily Face
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