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To go straight ahead. Used with Lewy and Dave; Left; Right; and Straight ahead. Named for David Ralph Lewis who in the mid 60's in Duluth Minnesota stole many cars for joyriding and to see how many times he could roll the cars. A pure manic who died of cancer at 27 years. Since then "Hang a Ralph", "Hang a Lewy" or "do a Dave" have entered the popular lexicon.
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Buttflush the turbo douche. A guy so stupid it takes him 5 minutes to respond to a simple question. Can't be trusted with silly putty; often married for life to women who own ballgags.
Check out the Darwin Awards! So many daves won this year by setting themselves on fire with yarn that I lost a bet!!
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Person who is a real bum. Just sits around the house and does nothing. First person when you go to a party that finds a beer and then the couch. When you go to his house is either sleeping or sitting on the couch. Has a opinion about everything. Someone who is lazy. Can be used in many different forms.
Can be used as "Bro get off the couch, your'e being such a Dave" Or turn your friends name into Dave
*Walk into a party* "Yup there goes Dave" (Actually "Mike" walking to the fridge and you know eventually the couch)
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Slang for taking a shit, with no reference to any specific person. A dave is smooth and satisfying, especially after a long night out with some of the boys.
"Phwoar, I tell you what, that's a banging barbecue you have there. Excuse me, I'm just off to take a dave."
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A useless coworker that spends more time and energy trying to avoid work than he would working. Specializes in white women (fat, gross white women). Poor swimmer.
I gotta take a Dave.
Dave was my partner so I had to do all the work myself.
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Daves are commonly known as the rare species of man/girl see origins of mangina also known for the moronic beheviour and love for pancakes.
also do not bring up "diggers" around daves as they will bitch and wine
!fun fact! dave's usualy arent very good at anything at all surprisingly there rather talented at giving head just dont ask him to swallow.
TheNinja00 is a famous example of all the above
Dave - TheNinja00 this one time at band camp he sucked off the entire male audience
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A vagina that has not been shaved for a week. Resembling a man named dave who has been fired from work and grows out his stubble.
I didn't fuck because I had a total dave.
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