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The rare occasion that occurs right after you take a dump, where once you leave the restroom, you feel the need to take another dump.
Ever since I had those Jalapenos, I've been having Deja Poo.
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The act of already having done something related to a Jewish person (seeing, meeting etc) when someone mentions it.
-"Hey, have you heard? Abraham's back from holiday!"
-"Yeah man, deja Jew, i saw him earlier"
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The experience of feeling sure that one's hook up reminds them of a previous hook up.
Dude 1: "Damn I have this sinking feeling that I've motorboated those before"
Dude 2: "Sounds like Deja Boob to me."
Deja Vu
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Roughly French for "again you", deja vous is the experience of thinking that one has been oneself before, perhaps in a past life, or in this same one, but several days ago. Extremely self-aware people are often unable to avoid experiencing deja vous throughout every minute of their waking lives.
(Not to be confused with "deja vu", a common and easier-to-spell phrase in both English and French.)
When I got up this morning and washed my face, the reflection peering back at me in the mirror gave me a distrubing impression of deja vous. I cannot help but ask, will I still be me again tomorrow? And in the days and weeks after that?
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sometimes it just feels like the same old crap all over again
Our new account manager just introduced himself and I had that distinct feeling of deja poo.
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the overwhelming feeling upon seeing someone that a romantic or sexual situation occured with them, although either the person,encounter, or both cannot be specifically recalled.
I'm having Deja-Do about my new co-worker: I think we hooked up at a party a few years ago, but I'm not sure.
The same information repeated meeting after meeting at work.
"Anything new at the meeting today?"
"I wish. Ted drives everyone up the walls with the same 'ole deja spew."