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Ukrainian Vocalist, also plays guitar
Previous bands include Make Me Famous, Down & Dirty and Asking Alexandria (Also Origami in Highh School)
Denis Stoff is an angel but also an idiot
When urban dictionary denies your definition.
I sent in a definition to urban dictionary but they urban deny'd me.
Bill = "We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out fucking albums."
Denis = "We live in a country where John Lennon takes six bullets in the chest, Yoko Ono is stood right next to him, not one bullet. Explain that to me?"
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What happens when you try ( and sometime succeed, briefly ) to pirate a neighbor's or a HotSpot's wireless connection.
Can also be used when your own PC acts up and does not cooperate with the Wi-Fi connectivity.
During my 2 hour lay-over in LAX, my computer Wi-Denied me. All I could do was play solitaire. :(
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Denis' Theorem - also known as the Denis idea or Denis' identity - is The idea that there are two kinds of people.
The first type of people are Denis, generally slouched lazy people. They wear baggy sweatpants, are very bad at maths and have a thing for bigger girls.
The second type is that of the non-denis, people of non-denis decent are people who don't find themselves under the criteria of a Denis found above. Therefore everybody is either Denis or non-denis.
Person 1 (a non-denis): 'That guy is a total Denis, he got a D on his last maths test. Just look at him, he's letting his girlfriend Scran all his Din Dins!'
Person 2 (also a non-denis): 'I know right, look at his slouched posture and baggy sweatpants, what a Denis. We're far superior to him, Denis' Theorem I guess...'
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When you accidentally throw a part of your hookah in the toilet, shit on it, realize what happened and decide to continue using it anyways.
Guy 1: Idk man that guy's hookah tasted kinda weird.
Guy 2: I know man he definetly pulled a dirty Denis on us.
A guy who stole Bill Hicks' act and got away with it.
Bill Hicks : "Keith Richards outlived Jim Fixx, the runner and health nut dude. The plot thickens."
Denis Leary : "Keith Richards outlived Jim Fixx, the runner and health nut dude. The plot thickens."
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