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Doin a Zack is when you travel to Compton to buy a prostitute for the first time. When you see one to your liking, you pull over and ask how much. She gives you a price and gets in the car. You turn to get the money, and when you turn back to face her, a giant 13-inch dick is staring you in the face. Upon seeing this, you kick that ass out of the car and go home to take a shower.
Mike : Oh my god i had the worst night last night.
Jason : Why, what happened?
Mike : I ended up doin a Zack.
Jason :Wtf is that?
Mike : I wanted to buy a prostitute and take her back to my place to get a hellen keller, but then she wipped out the biggest dick i've ever seen.
Jason : O shit that sucks.
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When one drinks far too much Mountain Dew and wakes to stomach cramps and neon green feces. Also known as "Doin' the Dew in reverse" and "QUICK, grab the camera!" Usually accompanied by painful laughter and gentle sobbing.
Man, I sure was Doin' the Doo this morning.
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The act of tucking your fallous in between your legs, shaving your pubes,then drawing a line to create the illusion of a vagina.
This is followed by logging on to a social networking web cam based site, and letting a pervert masturbate to your newly shaved mangina.
When said pervert is finished, you expose your previously hidden member, to shock the pervert into feelings of guilt and shame.
Hey man, I just done a hopkins, yeah that pervert loved jackin off to my shaved pretend crease.
Yeah I love doin a hopkins
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It's when you see someone dancing and singing along to a song but you can't hear them singing. Usually done at traffic lights when people don't know that they're being watched. It's lipsyncing in reverse. Named after a performer who is renowned lipsyncing and dancing to her songs.
I was stopped at the traffic lights and this chic pulled up behind me. I looked in the rearview and she was Doin' the Britney, She was grooving about, waving her hands and singing to a song. I couldn't help but have a good laugh.
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Typically a man with a chip on his shoulder. Originally an Irish term it has now spread internationally.
He likes to make fun of his friends and belittle the weak and vunerable in society. Doing a PJ usually involes calling people names and using racist terms against people.
- He insulted her and called her a jap, talk about Doin'a PJ on it.
- "You are such a mongjaws" - oh stop trying to do a PJ on it.
- He was Doin' a PJ on it when he insulted her family, called her ugly and posted up stuff about her on the web.
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When you're erasing your friends from existence so your crush likes you.
1: i think i know how to get that boy to like me
2: huh, how?
1: well, ill be doin' a monika in a bit
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Being a complete moron. Those that say they are 'doin me' don't deserve to live on this intelligent planet. There is no room nor is there enough oxygen on this Earth for stupid people that say 'doin me' instead of 'getting my shit together' or maybe 'worrying about myself'.
Elliot- What you up to today?
Lauren- Dunno... just doin me.
Elliot- What the FUCK is that supposed to mean?!
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