class two download

Shit, or the action of shitting. Usually used in military circles in reference to the seven classes of supplies

Where is my e-tool I feel a class two download coming on

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COMPULSIVE DOWNLOADING DISORDER

COMPULSIVE DOWNLOADING DISORDER (CDD)

Is an anxiety disorder characterized by uncontrollable, wanted thoughts of DOWNLOADING Anything and everything you feel compelled to have or don't have.

SYMPTOMS INCLUDE-

TERA-UNIVERSING:
The Overwhelming feeling that there is never enough storage space on a terabyte or larger hard drive even when half full.

BYTE-NIBBLING:
The refusal to download any thing larger than 500 megabytes in order to conserve storage space.

TORRENT-SURFING:
Searching for the smallest possible torrent file size saving even more storage space and gaining faster downloading speeds allowing you to download more at once.

MAGA-DRIVING:
Excessively shopping online for external hard drives with more storage space just to have an extras. Also known as (GIG HOPPING)

(CDD)

Was searching for a certain TV series and was compelled to download others. COMPULSIVE DOWNLOADING DISORDER

Download Version 2.0

Taking a crap; going #2

Uh-oh. Can we stop by the computer lab real quick? I need to download version 2.0

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Class 1 download

In the military, Class 1 items are food, water and basic nutrition items. In the field, you will “upload” these items for your mission, when you need to take a shit, you “download” these items.

Man, I have a class 1 download on deck that could choke a donkey

i wouldn't download it

A phrase used to label a piece of multimedia (e.g. music, film) as worthless to the point that it is not even worthwhile wasting the small portion of a download limit that is required for it to be played.

Guy 1: Heard u saw Paris's new film, how was it??

Guy 2: Let's just say I wouldn't download it...

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download the brown report

a euphemism for defecation.

i'll be right back, i have to go download the brown report. it may take a while because i have a slow connection.

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You've been downloaded

How to dismiss your friend's feelings and opinions by transforming them into data and pixels, effectively putting them in your computer.

"There are rockets hitting cities where my relatives live!"

"Be quiet, doesn't matter- you've been downloaded."