Fuck Fortnite Febuary

A month where you cannot play fortnite. The loss of virginity rate increase 60% when completed.
Only the strongest of warriors can complete this challenge.

"Hey are you gonna do fuck fortnite febuary"-father
"No I love fortnite"-son
"Oh my son is retarded!"-father

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Febuary 29

Oppa can you be my namja chingoo? Oppa Janka man! I still sarang you nomu nomu chincha! Ur dalla dalla I chowa you uwu

"hi"
"onion hasseyo OPPAR"
"onion?"
"Can you be my appa?"
"Anya!"
"Appaaaa Janka man! It's febuary 29"
"Ahhh araso"

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Five Minute Fap Febuary

During the month of Febuary you have only five minutes per day to stroke your penis, as soon as you start your first stroke your time starts.

Haden: Jesus man you nut really fast
Spencer: Training for Five Minute Fap Febuary
Haden: Oh shit I forgot because of Just Take A Break January

I can fap to this febuary

lower your horny standards after january

Friend: hey dude look at this photo of my mom
You: Good thing it's I can fap to this febuary!
You: That turned me on!!!!

Febuary 21st 2022 4:00 pm est

Something happens this day..

Yo you remember Febuary 21st 2022 4:00 pm est?
Bro wdym

:)

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Febuary

The second month of the year but spelled different because it’s a fucking dumb to have an extra R in the word

Jerry: what month is it?
Tom: February.
Jerry: it’s spelled Febuary dumbass

Febuary

February most depressing month of the year. It’s 28 days long but it still feels like it’s longer. Not to mention the fact it has Valentine’s Day. The day to remind you you are lonely.

Guy 1: Aw man, it’s February.
Guy 2: What’s the problem? It’s shorter and we have Valentines day!
Guy 1: Febuary is the most depressing month of the year, it fells longer. And I'm lonely. Thanks February no need to remind me that!!