n. Man who becomes one with the hedge. Literally. Usually indigenous to Bangor NI and requires lager pints for communing.
Rona: Why is Roy stuck in our hedge at 3am?
Me: Don't worry, he's the hedge whisperer now that the pub's closed.
Money set aside for a womans bikini wax job.
"Girl it looks like a jungle down there." "Yeah, I'm gonna have to cash in my hedge fund to get that cleaned up."
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A group of seven renowned classy broads. These girls keep to themselves, they are known to be the "popular" girls at Salve Regina University. They, as well as everyone else in Newport/ New England refer to this group as the cremè de la cremè. This fabulous group of seven got their name from their sophomore year housing, their so-called Hedges dorm.
What is going on tonight? I dont know let's check the hedges bitchez twitter.
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Tatties, milk duds, gazungas, hose hounds. Boobs.
Man, the economy is tanking, but at least she's got a nice set of hedge funds.
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If a person is described as this he is an all around trampy twat
Come on dude, don't be a Jack Hedges
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a nasty girl that you wouldn't let even your enemy screw! Also known as a hedgie
a fat chic with rotten teeth and tits that sag to her beltline! dirty, Hairy, Stinky and bears children from many different men, this is a HEDGE-HOG!!
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When one sticks a wad of cash into the hairy vagina of a stripper.
"Joe, did you did you go to the strip club last night", "Yeah dawg, set up a few hedge funds if you know what I'm sayin."
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