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most random shit ever used to annoy people
person 1: hippo cock
person 2: goddamn! stfu already bitch ass nigga.
When you drop a turd on your girlfriends hair and rubit in;then she whips her hair back and forth
Your sister is amazing at sex; we hippo tailed all night
A turd left in the top tank of a toilet. Often undiscovered for weeks, leaving an unmistakable odour that no amount of air freshener can neutralize.
Liam hated his filthy, selfish housemates; so when he moved out he left them a sleeping hippo as a parting gift.
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A treat from Kinder that has an outer, hippo-shaped wafer shell filled with two kinds of cream. Comes in hazelnut and cocoa varieties.
Happy hippos are quite possibly the greatest thing in the history of eveything ever.
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an exclamation used in times of frustration in place of a more offensive expletive
"Fudge! Babies! Baby hippos!" - Adam Savage, in an episode of MythBusters, frustrated about a broken machine-crossbow.
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An insult used by those who believe "hypocrite" (HIPPO-cryte) to be insufficient in fully portraying the vile hypocrisy of a particular being.
The phrase "go fuck some hippos" may also be used to achieve a similar effect.
A: Dude, you should only love one girl in your life, that's what true love is.
B: ...go fuck some hippos.
A: I heard Chrissy got busted on the gov test for cheating with Franzie!
B: Wow, what a hippo-fucker.
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This the act of melting someone's tub of margerine, taking a dump in it then letting it reset in the fridge. They then butter their bread until they meet the hiding hippo
Yo, that Dave is such an asshole
I know Barry, but don't worry I left him a hiding hippo for his troubles
Nice work Andrew!