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When a man fills a woman's anus with waffle mix, and proceeds to engage in anal intercourse.
I gave your mom a Belgian Delivery Boy, and she got waffle mix all over your bed.
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to go on a diet and lose weight.
the big bang theory by chuck lorre: Bill prady went on a food delivery system, lost 20 pounds and started tucking in his shirt.
1. When you surprise your cousin with a SPECIAL delivery 😏.
2. When you live in Alabama and UPS comes to your house.
I got an Alabama Delivery Package yesterday!!!
n. A dish of Ranch dressing often featuring lettuce. Also know as salad.
"Excuse me miss, can I have a little more lettuce in my Ranch Delivery Device?"
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A system by which, a penis is delivered by a penis donor, to a thankful recipient. Accomplished by rapid torso movements and random acts of spearing and spooning. Finalized by a tremendous explosion of vitamin D.
The penis delivery system has been a widely accepted form of reproduction for hundreds of thousands of years.
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When a girl is giving head to a guy and when he finishes in her mouth the girl pretends to swallow. The girl then leans in for a kiss and when they kiss she dumps his load in his mouth.
A girl was giving me head and when I finished and she wanted a kiss I knew I was going to get a reverse milk delivery.
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when someone shaves their pubes in someones mouth
I did a turkish pizza delivery to that bitch
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