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Lana is a Beautiful, Talented, Funny, Sarcastic, etc. Type of girl. If u make Lana mad u might as well just say your Last words to everyone B4 she can get to u. Lana is This amazing Puerto Rican girl that was Born in Brooklyn, NY so shes got that Latino fire in her. Im telling u if u ever meet the one and only Lana Parrilla then I bet your gonna go crazy.
Guy #1 DAMNN! Have u sen Lana today
Guy#2 Yea she FINE
Guy#3 Shes WAYYYY PAST FINNEEE!!!!!!!
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Lana is a tall girl who started speaking with a boy called Sean and got rejected by him and now lives a sad and lonely life
Oh look there Lana she got rejected off sean
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A freckled-faced ginger who always bails out on plans but everyone still loves her because she's so cute and she kisses like a little birdie with her minuscule lips.
I wanted to hang out but she pulled a Lana
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Hot, great at working with math but feels like she is stupid or at least says she is. Also, she is Jewish. Dates people named Daniel or David but only if they are Jewish. she loves expensive jewelry. Is perfect. If she ever has a crush on someone she won't tell to fast. Makes all other girls jealous of her looks. Although she can not notice it. also, she is really good in bed and likes a big penis to utilize her womanism. Is probably going to date someone she met in sixth grade on and off through high school but then marries them. But she can't resist a guy who is older than her and can drive, although that means he probably was held back. He also acts like he is stupid even though she knows he is not but she wants that because it shows how fun he is even if no one sees it but her. Also, she will date people that are not Jewish but will not get too Serious. Extra sensitive on her paired or grumpy. Always says her day is bad but that is just for attention. She also can't do stand that she is attracted to someone she has classes or works with every weekday, but at the end of the year she will end up with him. He needs to be tall but also cannot be too tall she also loves the guy who will give her food if he has it even if he is hungry. she likes the man who is interruptive and he can get annoying, and if his family is rich or poor it does not matter even though she likes the rich guy especially when he says something about it because it reassures her that she is safe.
Man 1: Is that Lana?
Man 2: Yeah, but she is saving her self for him.
Man 1: For who?
Man 2: Probably Daniel or David.
Man 1: David is too tall for her though
Man 2: I know I wish I could be Daniel though I want her so bad
Man 1: So does Daniel and everyone else
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Lana is "anal" backwards. It is used in reference to a girl's ass.
Dude, check out that girl, she's sooo hot!
Meh, She has a cute face but no Lana.
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A fat beached whale that attempts to fit in to general society but cannot fit due to her fat size. Lanas in the wild enjoy making rumours about others because they have an empty life and no soul. Their favorite hobby is opening the fridge and they are well known for having unattended birthday parties. If a wild Lana was to get angry they would most likely suck you into their black hole stomach and devour your family back to your ancestors.
Holy Shit, its a beached Lana. Shes so fucking fat! Take a picture before she falsely accuses you.
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