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A long, fat line of cocaine. Since cocaine is so expensive, only a lawyer can afford to treat his friends to a Lawyer Line.
My rich uncle treated me to a Lawyer Line of cocaine. He is such a partier!
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Lawyers that handle cases on Teh Interwebs. Not paid with money, but with e-penis size. Starting rate is 1 inch/hour.
Interwebs Lawyer 1: Wow! I just increased my e-penis size by 4 inches from that case alone!
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Warning label placed on a product or sign posted for the sole purpose of preventing lawsuits arising from pure stupidity.
The label on this screwdriver warning not to stick it into your eye is just Lawyer Repellent.
Someone who is not, in fact a lawyer, but rather, someone who is kept around because he is fun.
Also someone who is very proud of their Pog collection
Lawyer Morty: *Whispering*
Morty: What? N-no I don't wanna see your pog collection.
crying lawyer is a snargle bush who is in need of a shower. not just a quick rinse, but a deep clean. its body odor can be smelt all the way from China and anyone within 50 centimeters will most likely pass out from its armpit stink. the nasal passages are filled with treasures and when you sit next to it in English, you tend to go crazy listening to the constant sniffles. when it talks, it sounds so congested and nasaly that you'll probably want to rip your ears out. its big, brown moles are filled with black, greasy hairs and don't get me started on the umbrella bird hairstyle its got going on. the snargle bush lives on a farm and it really shows through its personal hygiene. don't be alarmed if the snargle bush asks you trivia questions. mostly likely you can just ignore it and it'll go away. to live a snargle bush free life, simply buy your own can of snargle bush repellent today. call 1-800-snarglebushfree or forever live your life drowning in its BO.
"That crying lawyer wears the same swim sweatshirt everyday and never gets washed"
A person argumentative in nature whos nature is only matched by his/her petty ignorant nature one whom can’t cope with the world as it is so they pick at their reality in a futile attempt to argue to circumvent a fixed scenario one who tries to change the circumstances of others to suit their own ends often behaves in an ignorant and petty way with no real train of logical thought
That man complains and argues about so much dumb shit he needs to be put on contract as a ghetto lawyer
Low quality legal representation.
Never bring a Trump lawyer to an attorney argument.