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When two or more females perform the scissor manoeuvre on each other. All participants must have a yeast infection and be willing to swap clumps with each other .
Hey Brad, did you see that Lebanese Chicken Sandwich category on Pornhub?
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The employment of a wrench during manual self-stimulation. This act is frowned upon in all countries outside of Lebanon, where a hand just ain't enough.
"Achmed! You got a wrench I could borrow? I'm planning on another Lebanese Pipe-Wrench tonight!"
When you use your foreskin as a sleeping bag by pulling it up from your legs to your neck.
Lebanese hot pocket Survival in the woods or Glamping
Seaping humous like discharge, almost cottage cum like in its appearance is extracted from the vaginal cavity. Whilst the traditional method of consumption would be the Oyster Shot, the Lebanese version simply spreads the chunky paste onto a nice warm pitta and gets served, drizzled in olive oil and with a nice glass of pinot grigio.
Hey Jamie, you fucking burned the pitta, what the fuck am I gonna paste this lebanese oyster on? Its gimpingly chunky and I'm starving.
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1. That's that arab nigga that tames all them infidel pussies.
2. One who is of arab descent who makes infidel pussies drip by taking his arabconda out.
Yo, Joji101 is straight up one of them motherfuckin lebanese pussy tamers, son!
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when a male has sexual-intercourse with a female, and proceeds to kick her down the stairs.
Daphne's back hurts? maybe it was the Lebanese Rock-Slide Tony gave her last night.
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Originating as an Islamic punishment for adultery and petty theft in the early 7th century, Lebanese Chicken Slapping (coming from the Old Arabic word 'Lyibnas ch'qn Al-Slapping' meaning; 'to slap dat bitch') began a revival in the 1980s when firearms, namely grenades, became readily available to the Lebanese public. The concept involves the restrainers, the perpetrator and the Chicken Slapper, the restrainers will hold the perpetrator down whilst the Chicken Slapper has the rewarding job of inserting as many pinless grenades into the perpetrators rectum, before him and his motley crew of Chicken Slappers run, the ultimate aim is not only to punish the perpetrator so they learn never to do it again, but also for the Chicken Slappers themselves to avoid injury.
Although originating in Lebanon, due to large enclaves of Lebanese descendants in Australia, The US, Canada and Great Britain the legend lives on and is more commonly used against disliked peoples and for casual friendly banter.
"Hey Zarak, there's that girl we don't like with the googly eyes and greasy hair, we should so go over there and Lebanese Chicken Slap her!"
"Haha, yeah, just for shits and giggles though init!"
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