head limes

When you put a HEADLIME in the tip of your dick. Then you use it to squeeze every last drop of liquid from a lime wedge into your urethra. This is typically followed by a Cleveland Steamer.

Dude 1: Dude, I fucking HEAD LIMED my pisser so hard Last night!
Dude 2: Holy shit, I wish my girlfriend let me do that.
Dude 1: Head limes are so sexy!

Lime Sniffer

Someone who cannot be trusted

Don't ask them. They're such a lime sniffer.

sacrificial lime

A lime that only ~1/8th is used and the rest goes to waste. Usually for the sole purpose of making a cocktail or garnish.

Wife: "I am tired of throwing out the sacrificial lime every Sunday."

Husband: "I guess I should start drinking more and use the whole lime."

Wife: "Or you could not act like such a pussy and drink your Jack and Diet Coke without one."

lime-ish

A simple way of describing a large range of the color green without going into paint colors such as Paradise or Gecko.

What color is the sticky note?" "Kinda lime-ish." "I love your taste in sticky notes.

lime drävs

A lime drävs is a fictional turd that looks like a human. he will swear at you when existing. also the nickname of my friend

Man 1: Yo! Stop Lime Drävsing him!
Man 2: NO! ITS MY LIME DRÄVS! *shits himself because he is happy*

Lime jelly

Slightly sweet, sour ball sweat with a much thicker consistency than duck butter found where the testicles and taint meet

Do you want some lime jelly for your toast?
My girlfriend can't figure out if my man mayo is bitter or if it's just my lime jelly.

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lime creampie

When you fist a girl until she creams then fill her pussy with key lime pie filling then fuck her senseless until you both cum then eat the filling cum mixture while it’s dripping out

Yo Jimmy I gave mom a Lime creampie last night.

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