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lincoln log

poop...TURNED TO STONE

Alex dropped a lincoln log so hard that the plumbers had to come.

by wen boi M!0 May 28, 2017


Lincoln Continental

A pimp's ride. Especially the Continental's from the 60's.

See above - "We did it in the rental, Lincoln Continental" - B.I.G.

by Jordan Rishel August 18, 2004

69๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Baberham Lincoln

Movie reference
Wayne's World

Used when defining a lady who is a babe.

Garth: If she were a president, she would be Baberham Lincoln.

I'm voting for Baberham Lincoln.

by Elysian Wheels October 29, 2010

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baberaham lincoln

A noun meaning "Total babe," also used as an adjective to describe an incredibly hot girl.

"If you were a president, you'd be Baberaham Lincoln!"
"Dude, look at that Baberaham Lincoln girl over there!"

by sdb2404 February 9, 2005

113๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


gaybraham lincoln

Used in reference to Abraham Lincoln, the sixteenth president of the United States, who dabbled in homosexuality. Early in life he wrote a poem about marrying a boy. Noted relationships with Joshua Fry Speed, including a four year living arrangement by which the two shared a bed. Also, his wife was a dog. She was fugly. Much debate among scholars, but he was gay.

Gaybraham Lincoln was gayer than Perez Hilton.

by Samantha Knows November 15, 2007

64๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Abraham Lincoln

Shave your pubes and hold them in your hand. Get your mate to give you a blowjob and when you cum on her face throw the trimmed curlies onto your semen soaked partners face and she will be left with a striking resemblance to Abraham Lincoln.

My girlfriend looked very presidential after I gave her an Abraham Lincoln.

by Merc November 17, 2004

2815๐Ÿ‘ 1127๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lincoln, Maine

A stupid little hick-town in a stupid little hick-state. Famous for crappy cops who'll bust you for loitering (on a good day) but completely ignore a murder (i.e. that trucker who "had a heart attack" after being stabbed with a broken beer bottle in a parking lot. Died of "natural causes". bullshit.) The types of people in Lincoln are: for females; whores, prostitutes, sluts, alcoholics, and stoners. for males; douchebags, dicks, man-whores, broke-ass slobs, and, again, alcoholics and stoners, with the occasional crack-cocaine addict.

The new girl's from Lincoln, Maine
Yeah, I heard she only left because her dad murdered some guy and she's pregnant.
What?? She's a freshman!
And? She's from Lincoln.

by thathonestbitch December 11, 2010

17๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž