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Maintenance admin

A group of marines who are under appreciated by their maintenance counterparts who believe that they do nothing but sit in their office and jerk each other off while resetting OOMA passwords for fun. In reality they are the saviors of the fleet in that they let allow maintenance to use bullshit systems that make things 10 times as complicated and stupid, as well give S-6 a break because everyone thinks that they deal with computers.

Controller: Airframes! Have signed off that MAF on 069 yet?
Airframer: No Sgt all of our OOMA permissions have been changed by Maintenance Admin and they won't change them back unless change our passwords.

Controller: why don't you just change your passwords?

Airframer: they want us to change them to MAINTsuxASS42069!!!
Controller: understandable, go take their boots and get that MAF signed.
Airframer: Rah Sgt

by Hugh_ganus August 17, 2022


unscheduled maintenance

Something that the company Nexon does when the game Maplestory is down for everyone

Mapler: Hey GM, when will unscheduled maintenance end?
GM: i don't know or care just give me your money!
Mapler: :(

by TheCity_ December 2, 2016


citizen maintenance

Having to fill out forms, make phone calls, go to offices, etc. for utilities, bills, services, etc.

I spent all morning at the DMV and then had to come home and try to get a hold of someone at the cable company to figure out why my service was shut off. I hate citizen maintenance!

by TeeShaHai February 28, 2013


fame maintenance

To accept minor film roles and other appearences in order to maintain one's public profile in the popular media.

"It's just fame maintenance"

Fame maintenence was coined by John Waters the American filmmaker, actor, stand-up comedian, writer, journalist, visual artist, and art collector. He says film acting isn't his first love but he does accept minor roles in other people's movies, "but that's just fame maintenence ". (Quoted in North and South magazine, October 2011).

by pgcinnz October 26, 2011


maintenance mode

When ryan fakes having a major illness to not complete anything. Also his main excuse used as diversion of studying being the reason he hasn’t completed anything.

Na man still haven’t finished that one beat I’m gunna be in maintenance mode till i move out of my grandma’s...

by domaster666 February 10, 2020


Coal Maintenence

Coal maintenance (affectionally known as CM) is the art form of maintaining steady coal heat to a shisha.

Most people will say it is the most crucial part of a good shisha session and there really is no excuse for bad CM.

Constant delivery of fresh coals to the porcelain in correct positioning is paramount. This is generally applied throughout the heart of the Middle East of by 'Coal Ninjas' and is the true sign of a good shisha bar.

Exquisite coal maintenence

by 6@6 July 13, 2010


High Maintenance

Alyce Gray

Alyce Gray is high maintenance

by Frenchie19 October 21, 2020