marble fudge

marble fudge is the outcome of one's being rammed in the ass and then shitting out the cum/shit in a marble-like swirled pattern.

"Sarah, you are good for nothing! You're about as useful as a bum's marble fudge!!"


(Sarah cries)

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Marble Balls

When a man is cold, and his testicles shrink so badly that they feel as small as marbles.

Guy 1: Dude, it's so cold. It has to be about 5 degrees.
Guy 2: Hah, you probably got marble balls right now.

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Bronx marble

Common term for cheap linoleum or plastic tile.

My old lady's kitchen up on Webster Avenue was covered with the crappiest Bronx marble.

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mexican marbles

Small, hard, round, turds,

Appearance is similar to poo colored marbles.
Used in thirdworld countries such as mexico in lieu of expensive glass marbles.

Ouch That Carne asada burrito gave me a serious case of the Mexican Marbles.

You think little Jimmy wants my Mexican Marbles for Christmas.

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marble gargler

someone who performs fellatio. as an insult, similar to "cocksucker". another way of calling a dude gay.

"hey, dude"

"hey, what's up, marble gargler"

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marble town

Graveyard

Wazim bewailed in marble town over his poundrel

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Morning Marble

The female analog to morning wood. When a woman wakes up horny and with an erect clitoris. Usually results in the morning rape of her significant other, or some random passer-by.

Woke up with morning marble today... surprised the shit out of the mailman.

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