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Smells like pee and the people are rude
"New York smells like pee bro and the people are rude "
A place where there is no “south” and “north” just uptown and downtown.
It’s either the city or upstate.
Manhattan is not the only part of the city.
Not everyone wears timbs.
Where “mad” is used to describe shit.
Every female is either “ma, shawty, a jawn, mami, or mamacita”.
If you don’t say “deadass, pause, valid, or mad” in every sentence you not valid.
- shawty mad fire, she deadass a jawn.
- yo imma shoot this right in yo face pause
- yo this blunt is mad valid nigga
-new York is wild lit dawg
The second worst state in the U. S., after Illinois. (Unlike Illinois, New York didn't require a three-fifths majority of both houses of its state legislature to ratify the Equal Rights Amendment.) People upstate aren't that much nicer than people in New York City. The superiority complexes on roids are infuriating. Even 90% of upstate New Yorkers have a superiority complex. It wouldn't matter for whom New Yorkers vote, because the winner would govern poorly. I am not surprised that anyone would want to crash a plane into a building within New York City, and I wouldn't be surprised by a terrorist attack upstate either. I am not surprised that cars with a New York license plate get stopped in other states because of anti-New York sentiment. If I didn't live in New York, I would rather lose a limb than go back to New York.
"I'm glad I don't live in New York anymore." Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia
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"Yeah right": Another Middle-American shithead who resorts to tired-out, obsolete perceptions of a great city. "Depravity and crime" might have been accurate in 1993. Not now. Maybe (s)he missed the memo of New York being the safest city in America. "Congestion?" So what?
Get informed, morons.
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Also known as China, or New Asia. Do they bring them over here by boatloads or plane cargo????
"I walked down the street in Flushing, New York. There was ALOT of asians. It smelled like fish and rice. I cried, because I realized that they pork-fried all the Americans and sold them in the Chinese food store down the block. And the dogs. Yeah. Don't forget the dogs.
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A festering cesspool of greed and corruption. (see Jew) A place so full of arseholes and wankers you would beleive yourself to be in some tacky American "Drama". Avoid as your would a Turbercular.
New York City (or any other major American city.
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New York is the city that's home to the greatest bunch of losers that anyone has ever seen. they pronounce all there syllables like a bunch of guys that take it up the ass and love to kiss ass to get to a postion. People from New York that play call of duty 2 for xbox live have gay ass gamertags like AWESOME O and brag how New York is the greatest city in the world when in reality it is home to the greatest bunch of c*cksuckers on the planet.
hey man have you played AWESOME O yet? He's a little bitch from New York that sucks at Call of Duty 2 and sounds like he has taken it up the bum more than once
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