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The sexy long organ on a male that extends from between his legs, just above his sexy balls. There are several uses for this sexy device: 1. To seduce or draw in hot, sexy girls into having sex. 2. To have sex with a girl. 3. As a girl's toy, many girls like so suck on dicks. 4. To induce pleasure to the owner of said dick, mainly be having it be fondled, licked, kissed, sucked on, or inserted into the pussy of his girlfriend. 5. To get a girl hot and ready for sex by pressing it against her pussy while making out, thus turning her on.
Man, last night, i used my dick to do that girl so hard, she sucked on it so hard, i pressed it against her pussy to get her nice and hot before we had sex
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Nothing more than a vaginal probe. Its where it belongs :)
My vagina is so gonna be stuffed tonight with Jared's titanic dick!
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A penis. Used for sex, and peeing.
Caroline - Yo he is such a dick.
Gary - Dont call him a dick, life aint easy being a dick. You've got a head you cant think with, an eye you cant see with, balls you cant play with, your neighbours an asshole, and your best friend is a total pussy.
Caroline - ...
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When your mate gets absolutely f**ked over by anyone or anything
oi mate you just copped an absolute dicking
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A generic name for a heterosexual man.
Girl 1: Where did Dick go?
Girl 2: I’m not sure. Can you remember his name?
Girl 1: I think it’s Matthew.
Girl 3: It’s Michael, and he’s gay.
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To have such a high ego you ride your own meat.
"Abishan has been dicking himself lately"
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To get fucked. As in getting penetrated by a guy's dick or in any situation where you feel fucked or fucked around with.
Dude you really wanna date her she just got dicked by your brother last night.
Fuck I'm dicked! My girlfriend found out about me fuckin her brother's wife.
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