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glob snob

A person who is “too” picky about smoking wax

Trina is such a glob snob I offered her a dab the other day and she sniffed it and said she was good”😂

by Rizzledizzlemizzle August 10, 2022


glibbity glob

a type of thick, slimey, sticky substance which is often green and has a strong smell of fish (specifically salmon)

Bob: EW, what is that!? It's all over my shoes!
John: Oh! That's glibbity glob.

by glibbitygloblover February 20, 2023


Schmongle Glob

A severe mistake that has a giant effect on the person who did it at the least. It is the worst of mistakes one may make.

What kind of mistake is considered a schmongle glob heavily changes from person to person, it is rare for 2 or more people to share a mistake that would be a schmongle glob.

A person usually cannot make a worse mistake than a schmongle glob.

"I think I just did a schmongle glob."

"Bro you're a fucking dumbass; how the fuck did you even do that?"

by Caviar_Standaard April 11, 2024


Groblos Glob

a fat, glob - like toad

The groblos glob sank into the mud.

by BucketHead3334 October 3, 2022


Knob Glob

The gross layers of funk that gets accumulated in kitchen drawers over the years

1-Ew, what is all this stuff in my kitchen drawer knob?
2--When was the last time you cleaned it?
1-Like 5 years ago, why?
2--That's knob glob.

by Hurricane2005 May 17, 2023


Globbing

Globbing is when one takes a glob and hits it in a dab rig.

Hey did you try globbing yet ?

by Two Blunt November 18, 2018


Globbing

A modern type of marriage, where people get legally married without all of the rigmarole. The key component is the harmonious creation of prenups, so that in the event of a separation it does not have to be a huge catastrophic event that ruins both your lives.

We're super in love, but are realistic practical people. We're globbing instead of traditional marriage.

by RidingTurtles August 30, 2019