Willard has been slapped down so many times he has optical rectumitis
Something that is offensive to look at. Also someone creepy/scary/ugly that is looking or staring at you.
Compto: That chick is totally staring at you dawg.
Shawn: I know. She's scary lookin' yo.
Compto: It's an optical intrusion.
Nigga Optics is a technology developped by Talon Industries that does recognize people of color!!!
Didn't you see that black person? No! Well my friend, you're in need of Nigga Optics!!!"
Thanks to Nigga Optics these store slide doors automatically open when a black person tries to enter the store!!!
When titties look bigger than they really are. Most often due to the manner in which the titties are dressed/displayed.
Dude, i was so bummed when she took her shirt off, total optical allusion titties, they were tiny.
"yeah, there not that big, there optical allusion titties" - Mello
The art of repeating a particular part of a sentence or phrase for comedic value.
Often, you can misspell it for extra comedic value.
an example of Fibre-Optic Cable Core:
‘hello everybody my name is markiplier’
‘market plier’
A kind of modern rendition of youtube poop, first started by @mbvlayne, this format involves non-sensical edits repeating words or sentences that invoke a sense of otherworldly or alien feeling in the viewer.
This genre also has other nicknames like noun posting and noun core.
someone: "i love fibre optic cable core it's so silly!"
You have optical rectum mengitis. Ben told Travis that he may have optical rectum mengitis in the motel room feb 22 in Dexter mo