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Pagan Standard Time

(Also abbreviated P.S.T)

1. Fashionably late
2. (when preceded by a definite hour) Within half an hour or so of.

1. Don't worry, Dave will be here, he's on Pagan Standard Time.
2. We'll be holding our Samhain Ritual at 8:00 Pagan Standard time.

by Zak Zennii July 20, 2005

25๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


D.P., Dirty Pagan

Self proclaimed Pagans with hygiene issues who flash massive pentagrams and cheap broadswords from the Bud-K catalog while hitting on every nubile newbie in sight, regardless of age, gender, or marital status. Whispers that they are the reincarnation of Crowley or Pan, when they are most likely the reincarnation of a leg-humping canine. Sometimes poses as a shaman of somebody else's culture or a priest of some dark diety with a fondness for kinky sex.

"Yeah, Tom's a D.P. alright--after the last Beltane we changed his Craft name from "Running Stag" to "Running Sores"."

by Crescent October 9, 2003

18๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Feeling like a Pagan

When you find yourself waking up in a beautiful place, most commonly in nature, without knowing how you got there. Maybe you passed out, maybe you took too many viagra tablets.

Remy: Ugh, how did we get here?
Daniel: I have no clue, but it's a nice view, isn't it?
Remy: Hell, yeah. I am feeling like a Pagan right now.

by Ztrike October 24, 2020


Native American paganism

A group of religions that are a revival of the orginal Native American religions.
The largest number of people in these religions are Native Americans, but a large number of the general population have joined one or more of these religions.

He's into Native American paganism.

by Judge dredd7 August 18, 2011

4๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pagan Fire Eater

The pinnacle of all sports teams both on and off the field, and one helluva dotball team.
Just when you think you got them figured out... BAM!!! They kick it up a notch just like Emeril.
The most dedicated Oceania team ever (besides the Incinerators, but who's counting?)

The Kai have long dreamed of becoming Pagan Fire Eaters, and CPL loldoters are jealous too.

by Bort's Multi December 11, 2009

3๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


pagan birthday priest

An individual who does not acknowledge the importance of their own birthday, yet readily emphasizes celebrating the birthdays of others. Such individuals sacrifice their birthdays.

Roberta: "Man, I'm so excited for Bryan's birthday this weekend! Jon Skuba has been hyping it up for months."

Christine: "Yeah dude, Jon's birthday was also yesterday, but he just didn't tell anyone."

Roberta: "Really? I had no idea. What a pagan birthday priest."

Christine: "Yeah. But I heard that later tonight he's conducting a ceremonial ritual in which he slaughters a bull upon an altar in honor of Apollo if you want to go to that."

Roberta: "Sounds good dude. I'm in."

by Gandalf Greyhelm. September 26, 2013

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pagan Festival Orb

PUMPKIN

A Pagan Festival Orb is another name for a Pumpkin

by racing CPA October 27, 2011

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž