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When you receive a massive erection from getting a new phone.
"My friend Jon got a massive phoner when he unpackaged his samsung galaxy S7-Edge"
When a cellphone or device of similarity protrudes out of your pants (usually tight jeans) and can be mistaken as an erect or semi-erect penis.
Kaitlyn: John are you excited?
John: Oh, that's just my phoner.
The outline of a dude’s smart phone in his front pocket.
Check out Scott’s phoner, girl. He’s clearly packing at least an iPhone 12
noun, a vehicle that is captained by an inattenive driver, who is like engrossed in texting or some dramatic phone conversation. They fail to respond to green lights, drift into your lane on the expressway, and putter in the left-hand lane of the interstate.
Dammit, thsi phoner is going to strand a bunch of us at this eternal light.
The apparent pants bulge from pocketing a large phone.
Check out that guy's phoner.
When one gets a spontaneous erection from excitement of getting a new phone
Grant got a phoner when he got a new blackberry but when used it he never got phoner again
an erection that is caused from the various vibration patterns of a cell phone alert in ones pocket, this can also occur with women, it is simply called a lady phoner.
Friend 1 :Dude let's go we have been sitting here for hours.
Friend 2: I can't get up yet, my girlfriend keeps texting me and it gave me a raging phoner. Just go without me.
Friend 1: Just tuck it in, we are going to miss the movie, turn your phone on silent!