platypus

VERB- very similiar to "sac tap" or "cup check" in males. One woman taps the other on her frontal private area with the back of her hand while yelling "platypus". Not to be confused with "cupping", which is with the palmer surface of the hand.

I gave your mom a platypus when she walked by me last night.

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Sad Platypus

When your in the middle of intercourse and all the sudden you go limp.

ya i heard jerrys been real dissatisfying latley.
ya his wife said hes been getting a sad platypus.
ha ha.

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Platypus Genitalia

Scientific Name: Ornithorhynchus anatinus genitalius

(pronoun): 1 A reference to some person, place or thing;

(noun): 2 A platypus' genitals; 3 A reference to someone else's genitalia(specifically, a woman's breasts); 4 The male sex organ; 5 A birthday greeting.

plural: platypi genitalia

1 Hey, whatever happened to that platypus genitatlia we used to play ball with?
2 That looks like platypus genitalia!
3 That's a nice set of platypi genitalia you have there, *wink* *wink*.
4 That chick smoked my platypus' genitalia last night.
5 Happy platypus genitalia!

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Metal Gear Platypus: Platypus Eater

Hideo kojima's latest installment in the Metal Gear series, featuring Naked Platypus as the new main Character and a new quadrapedal walking tank, Metal Gear Monotreme. Takes place in Argentina, iIguassu falls.

player 1:"The CQQ in Platypus Eater is tight, kid!!!"

Player 2:"CQQ?"

Player 1:"Close Quarters Quacking!"

Player 2:"Metal Gear Platypus: Platypus Eater is the best game ever!!!"

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Perry the platypus

A very good looking thing that look like a duck thing with a fedora who destroys inator machines from doofenshmirtz.

Perry the platypus what are u doing here?
Hey wheres perry?

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Salty Platypus

When eating a sweaty obese cunt's pussy , the "sweaty obese cunt's" fupa slowly runs down her body. Releasing all of the salty, shit smelling, moldy, slime that has been harboring in the fat rolls for many years. As the salty liquid drips down her puddling molded body, you get a fantastic taste of the marinated Zaxby's fried chicken and jigaboo cum of the obese cunt's chunky liquid.

Wow John, I can't believe that you stopped tossing my salad after I gave you some of my Salty Platypus dressing.

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perry the platypus 2

On January 16th if someone sends this to you they want to ask you out but are too shy

"Lily search perry the platypus 2 on urban dictionary "
Wait its January 16th yes i will mark