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fat fucks we call them 5.0 pigs nigger chasers dick heads donut lovers krispy kreame robbers low life skateboard theifs
i was riding my fucking skateboard and i get the mother fucker taken by the 5.0
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In the United States, a paramilitary organization whose primary purpose is to prevent people of color from interfering in any way with the daily lives of white people.
White Person: In general, I think the police perform a vital function within our society.
Black Person: The police! Run!!
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"people change their minds when they find themselves needing the police". They've got us over a barrel cos the state has smashed mutual support networks and then makes everyone go to the state on its own terms, in which case we're then supposed to feel grateful to the bastards whose fault it is that we "need" them in the first place. If cops were doing such a good job, there wouldn't be any crime so we wouldn't "need" to call them at all. All societies with states have high crime rates whereas primitive societies had no crime even though there were no cops. Anyway, if you happen to need help, you're as likely as not to be told to piss off or even beaten up yourself for being a troublemaker - e.g. Asians in Oldham, UK reported race attacks and firebombings by Nazis, cops turned up and started beating Asians. Then there's an uprising and all the bloody morons come out shrieking cos people were fighting the cops. All this about the cops being useful is fucking bullshit.
All these excuses are a pile of wank.
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POLICE - extremely dedicated indivuals who protect and serve our commuities. Enforce societies norms and laws. Also, trained in life saving techniques in case of life threatning emergency.
The Police serve us selflessly to protect us from ourselves most often. dui's dwi's drugs guns fights robbery assaults etc....
Anyone having a problem with the law in most cases have a problem with society, and should refer their anger at the legislature who actually make the laws they like to break so much.
so keep ridin dirty and keep me busy ;)
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oh shit i just killed someone!
nah he was a police officer
let me know when you kill a roach then i might give a fuck
oh ok cool i'm a hero
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People who steal doughnuts and coffee, and doesn't arrest themselves for stealing things... like your mom's husband's balls.
Uh oh... they after me! Me drunk, and me must run from police.
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the ass munch who sticks his jimmy stick up his butt hole
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