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n. A bruising or discoloration occurring on the thigh, shin or calf. They can vary wildly in origin; usually they appear quite unaccountably, and are often seen in adult films. Within such media, these are generally found on women, but can occur on men as well. A theory may be provided that such minor injuries are sexually related.
"She's a pretty hot performer, but not in this video; she's got porno bruises."
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When you hit on a girl while she is sitting down at a desk and you lean in with one arm folded on the counter top and the other poised on your hip at an angle. The you would usually say a cheesy pick up line that would only work in a porno movie from the 70s.
Woman- How will I pay for the pizza?
*Porno leans in like a slime ball and grins*
Man- Oh I can think of a way.
*cheesy grin*
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The shaving of the male genitals, commonly practiced among men in the porn industry.
After a grueling game of baskeball the boys headed to the shower. Thats when Bob noticed Jim had Porno Penis.
"That guy shaved everything down there, dude, he's got Porno Penis!"
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Lips of a woman who looks like she does a lot of blowjobs in porn.
Those porno lips are good for blowjobs!
Some chick named Asia Steel or whatever the fuck needs to fuck every guy in her city in 24 hours to prevent the end of the world.
Yeah, that doesn't make much sense, but that's your typical motherfuckin' porno plot.
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When a dude cums multiple times while watching porn movies or reading porn magazine's
When I was watching porn the other day I started shooting out porno milk
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German Term for cool. Used from Teens to express that they like something.
But could also mean your horny.
L.: Mate, seen that stuff Thommygun did yesterday?
A.: Yep remember that, sick bastard!
L.: Sure, but was fucking funny!
A.: Yep, Voll Porno!
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