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Oral sex performed on a male by a male/female in which the penis is treated much like a snorkel tube post-ejaculation with said ejaculation still in mouth, being blown back into the shaft- to clear the passage way.
Kellen : " I heard Berry died of a heart-attack due to an air embolism, Jane must've given him the ol' San Diego snorkel."
Erik: " Tragic."
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Rather than booking a hotel room, just arrive and leave your bags some place safe like a car or a friends room if applicable. Proceed to party in the hotel and meet a hot chick who already has a room. When you get free room with her and free service from her, you have scored a San Diego Flatbed.
I never paid for a hotel room because I pulled a San Diego Flatbed.
San Diego metropolitan transit system. straight up hell on wheels with a lot of weird people and meth heads, bums, and druggies and the fucking service is shit. runs every hour on sunday for alot of bus routes. always late on weekdays. or early.
on SAN DIEGO MTS buses dont be suprised if a bum shits themselves and doesnt get kicked off the bus making the whole bus smell or if you see some ghetto crack bitch start a fight with a dude.
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A professional football team that has super-human and invincible abilities in the regular season, but once the calendar hits January, the entire team is inflicted with a form of mental retardation that includes using your head to attack another player,thinking you are a soccer player and kicking red flags thrown on the field, missing kicks that a paraplegic could make, running up the middle for half a yard every 1st down, and any time type of choking known to man.
So much choking occurs at Qualcomm Stadium in January that a prostitute would laugh. Many health organizations no longer teach the Heimlich Maneuver, but rather, the Kaeding Remover. Supporting this team is comparable to supporting the local drug dealer.
Chargers Fan #1: Dude! The San Diego Chargers are going all the way! This is the year we go ALL THE WAY! We have the top offense and defense in the league!
Chargers Fan #2: Oh fuck...
Chargers fan #1: What? What is it?!
Chargers Fan #2: It's January now....
Chargers Fan #1: HOLY ^%&$
Chargers Fan #2: Let's hope Kaeding misses the flight....
Chargers Fan #1: He better.......because he fucking sucks.
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Founded in San Diego in the early 90's, this truly is the 'Good Morning Vietnam!' of wanks. When one seeks to relieve one's self by striping bollock naked at a full length hotel window and masturbating aggressively, allowing the whole world to see your unrelenting cum face. The individual must place their right hand flat against the window, with back arched in the most perverse way without comprising the ability to apply sufficient vinegar strokes. On ejaculation, the participant must uncontrollably spray their manhood all over the transparent pane for the welcoming world to see.
Fuck me Eric, I just walked in on Hugh Jackman throwing out a San Diego Wank! You should av seen the look in his eyes - he looked like he wanted to Wolverine someone!
No pussy tonight lads - I'm gonna fire back to my room, bang the lights on, and have myself a killer San Diego Wank for old times sake. Snort some Richard, and then wank some more.
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Relatively new suburb of San Diego County nestled between the country and the ghetto. Area codes 92019 and 92020 and home of Valhalla and Steele Canyon High Schools. It's nice. Always something to do...like going to Target or Jamba Juice or Cuyamaca College. It is far from anything fun.
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Rancho San Diego 92019 92020.
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A bum fighting maneuver where one grabs his opponent, forces them down, and slaps two handfuls of sand into their mouth.
Dude, that asshole was talkin shit, so I gave him a San Diego Sandwich!
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