russian school bus

A sexual concoction that consist of vodka, semen, and whipped cream. Best served chilled in a shot glass.

After we met at the bar, I took her home. I asked her if she would like something to drink. She then asked me if I could make her a Russian school bus. I’ve never heard of such. Yet, the night got even wilder after her explanation. I didn’t have any whipped cream but she was still eager for me to make it.

Magic School Bus

A marijuana blunt with crushed xanax inside

You want to throw in on this magic school bus?

Magic School Bus

A sex position usually used in orgys. It involves a man or woman (with a strap on dildo) to insert their penis/dildo up the anus of the person in front of them, the person with a penis/dildo in them will proceed to insert their penis into the person in front of them. This will repeat until it forms a line.

Hey Steven, want to do the Magic School Bus with Stephen, Claire, Marcus and I?

rusty school bus

While in the process of looking for a school bus, poop and roll over someone as in to mimic a tire

Bro I was railin her while she was googling busses and naturally the rusty school bus came out of the bag of tricks.

kentucky school bus

When a female and her male cousins (at least 3 or more cousins) have sex in the back of a dirty car.

"Man, I saw this hot kentucky school bus video and it was so good"

School bus

a place where you can scream and yell and generally fuck around with really no one to stop execept the driver if he is in a mood. the place where you can moan and yell fuck me harder daddy and the driver will laugh. school bus aka the glorified hellhole.

ay you see that bus roll by

yea that was defintely a school bus from what i heard

School bus

The ultimate, risky location to be in. This place reeks of kids who haven’t showered in 2 years, marijuana that has been an issue for the past decade, stinky feet, and hundreds and hundreds of vapes. You’ll try and open the window to try and get all of the stink out, but the crazy bus driver won’t let you despite it being 80 degrees out. You’ll never want to sit at the back, because this is where all of the smell comes from. Additionally, the kids in the back are pretty damn annoying. Just drive to school. If you can’t, then too bad.

I’m pretty damn glad that I missed the school bus, but I’m scared of having to explain all of this to my momma.