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A: when you are getting a blow job from someone who is actively pooping on a toilet
B: A reverse blumpkin
I needed some toilet paper in jail and the guy told me he needed a beaming shatner in return
Describes a situation that is glistening, tan, muscular, not particularly hairy, or heaving.
"Shatner's chest it's hot outside."
An involuntary gesture characterized mainly by a shoulder twitch and outstretched palms of the hand. Always accompanied with a Shatner pause. The gesture received its namesake from William Shatner's portrayal of Captain James T. Kirk in Star Trek, who incorporated this into the character.
Can also be applied in real world situations to bring emphasis to an upcoming statement.
Proctologist: Ok get ready, you may feel some pressure.
Patient: Please doctor, I'm *Shatner shift* accustomed to being under pressure
When you're dancing totally normal, and you hear a song that gets your mojo movin'...so you bust some sick, over-exaggerated dance moves (example: flailing arms, throwing yourself around the room, etc)
"Holy fuck, did you see Joey on the dance floor last night at that bat mitzvah? He went Full Shatner! I've never seen him cut rug like that. Bitch can bust a move."
A sex act where the male defecates on the womans chest, then proceeds to jack off furiously at the sordid display while making a classic William Shatner expression and finishing the act by giving her a Pearl Necklace.
Oh fuck dude, last night was crazy! This dirty bitch asked begged me to give her The Shatner. How could I resist!
Mixing Valium with a shot of alcohol for the express purpose of helping you pass out when you have to travel by airplane and are afraid of flying.
"I hate flying, but I need to take a New York to L.A. flight."
"No problem, man. Just take a Shatner Shot before you board. You'll sleep through the whole thing."
An acknowledgement of whoever or whatever shat in her pants.
INXS: "Shatner Pants, Shatner Pants! Every Single One Of Us Shatner Pants!"