Simon

A word to describe a hugely inappropriate guy, habitual line-crosser and general problem maker. But sees himself as sweet, witty and desired by women.

Antoinne: Catharine shut up. Shut up or I'll punch you in the mouth with my foot.

Catharine: Why are you so mean to me?

Antoinne: you like it -- now go get me a coffee. All girls want me, unless they are married or a lesbian, and even then they still want me.

Catharine: yes master. You are such a simon!

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the simonizer

a legend among legends

simon audley is a massive The Simonizer

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Simonizer

To act like a simon ..... total lack of enginuative skills ..... acts before thinking ..... the Homer Simpson of the human race

Relvis called me a "Simonizer" becuz I was beeing a Simon

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Simonizing

Constantly making jokes that no one but you will ever understand.

In a sexual context might also mean 'slightly homosexual'.
For more accurate informations check 'Belgian Waffle' or 'Belgian Hipster'.

F 'Stop simonizing dude!'
S 'But I thought the BILL POSTERS joke was funny!!'
K 'NO ONE'S LAUGHING! HA!'

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Simone

Simone is the most funniest girl you will probably ever meet!! she’s super sweet and will do anything for her friends, you thinks she’s a bitch at first but once you get to know her you love her. a gorgeous smile, long pretty brown hair and the best personality ever!!

Guy1: yo dude, i just met a girl she was so nice

Guy2: she must be a simone.

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Simone

Simone (given name), a feminine (or masculine, in Italian) given name of Hebrew origin
Simone (surname), an Italian surname
Simone may also refer to:

Simone (2002 film), a 2002 science fiction drama film
Simone (2013 film), a 2013 Brazilian drama
Simone (actress), the stage name of Lisa Celeste Stroud, daughter of Nina Simone
Simone (character), a fictional character in the ABC Family show The Nine Lives of Chloe King
Simone Bittencourt de Oliveira, a Brazilian singer and performer, better known by her mononym Simone
Simone Egeriis, a Danish singer, better known by her mononym Simone
Tropical Storm Simone (disambiguation), two tropical cyclones in the Eastern Pacific Ocean
1961's Tropical Storm Simone - a continuation of Atlantic Hurricane Hattie
1968's Tropical Storm Simone

Simone is a good word to use

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Simon

A guy who's dick is so big they call him the "human tripod".

Hey joe did u see the "human tripod" (simon)today.

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