Random
Source Code
Random
A word to describe a hugely inappropriate guy, habitual line-crosser and general problem maker. But sees himself as sweet, witty and desired by women.
Antoinne: Catharine shut up. Shut up or I'll punch you in the mouth with my foot.
Catharine: Why are you so mean to me?
Antoinne: you like it -- now go get me a coffee. All girls want me, unless they are married or a lesbian, and even then they still want me.
Catharine: yes master. You are such a simon!
20👍 19👎
Constantly making jokes that no one but you will ever understand.
In a sexual context might also mean 'slightly homosexual'.
For more accurate informations check 'Belgian Waffle' or 'Belgian Hipster'.
F 'Stop simonizing dude!'
S 'But I thought the BILL POSTERS joke was funny!!'
K 'NO ONE'S LAUGHING! HA!'
8👍 6👎
Simone is the most funniest girl you will probably ever meet!! she’s super sweet and will do anything for her friends, you thinks she’s a bitch at first but once you get to know her you love her. a gorgeous smile, long pretty brown hair and the best personality ever!!
Guy1: yo dude, i just met a girl she was so nice
Guy2: she must be a simone.
5👍 2👎
Simone (given name), a feminine (or masculine, in Italian) given name of Hebrew origin
Simone (surname), an Italian surname
Simone may also refer to:
Simone (2002 film), a 2002 science fiction drama film
Simone (2013 film), a 2013 Brazilian drama
Simone (actress), the stage name of Lisa Celeste Stroud, daughter of Nina Simone
Simone (character), a fictional character in the ABC Family show The Nine Lives of Chloe King
Simone Bittencourt de Oliveira, a Brazilian singer and performer, better known by her mononym Simone
Simone Egeriis, a Danish singer, better known by her mononym Simone
Tropical Storm Simone (disambiguation), two tropical cyclones in the Eastern Pacific Ocean
1961's Tropical Storm Simone - a continuation of Atlantic Hurricane Hattie
1968's Tropical Storm Simone
5👍 3👎
A guy who's dick is so big they call him the "human tripod".
Hey joe did u see the "human tripod" (simon)today.
11👍 10👎
That one short kid in school that is very sus. HE often wears pink shirts and doesn't do the AP 45
Mr Bayer. Understand Simon, you gotta do your AP 45 every night to make this class easier for yourself