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Used as a reaction to someone doing something equally embarrassing, Intriguing, and legendary at the same time
John: *puking in a bent over position while getting ass eaten*
Michael: now that's mashed spaghetti!
When one loses control of his or her legs while running at high speeds and they flail about uncontrollably till the person falls or regains control of their legs.
Commonly occurs while running down hill or while running on uneven terrain.
"Steve ran to catch the frisbee, but ended up spaghetti legging all over the place"
"Nothing sadder than a man spaghetti legging down a hill"
A spaghetti wank is where you masturbate using a thin tube, such as dry spagehtti, and insert into your uretha - piss tube - to provide sexual pleasure.
Bill: I had a spaghetti wank earlier.
Ted: Oh
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An extra small T-shirt with the sleaves and top removed revealing the shoulders and arms, with tiny pasta noodle-like straps. They can be seen on UC campuses each year in early March.
Damn is it spring already? Imma hollar at that breazie with the bebe spaghetti straps.
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Pretending to be sexually attracted to the opposite sex (straight), but not able to hold up the pretense under pressure.
“Spaghetti is only straight until it hits hot water."
- The Proper Care of Actors, chapter 4 by afrocurl, Clear_Liqueur, Clocks, and Etharei
“Do you really have impeccable gaydar?” ...
“Of course! Let me prove it to you,” he said as he turned to face the rest of the club and proceeded to point at random patrons in rapid-fire succession, “Straight, gay, gay, straight, spaghetti-straight--"
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Slang for someone that is clearly not straight ( Spaghetti ), but is in denial.
Froom the saying "you're straight as a wet noodle"
My gaydar says this person is wet spaghetti
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1.Top ramen noodles with ketchup on it.
2. Common meal option the few days before the welfare check comes.
My baby mama make some good ghetto spaghetti. Mmm-mmm!
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