spartan shocker

the pinky finger is put into the ass then 2 middle fingers are folded into the palm,after that the index finger is put into the vagina.then vigorously wiggle thumb while adding wrist action.

once my girl was warmed up I gave her the spartan shockerand history was maid.

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SIBFL SPARTANS

The best football team on Staten Island okay will win a championship and is 100% the best coached team out there with amazing football players like Cyrus and Jesse also fips and Phil/staypuffed this team is most likely gonna go undefeated

The SIBFL SPARTANS are rlly good

Spartan dowry

300usd tossed into crypto, arbitrage her out a retirement and present as a dowry

I skipped the prenup and put a Spartan dowry in her wallet.

Summit Spartan

Full of assholes who think there cool. Love to spend daddy’s money’s that’s not there. Wish they could be like anyone but them. Suck at football, if that’s even what you call what there doing.

John- Wanna go play pool with the summit spartan kids?
Everyone-NOOOOOOOOOOOO

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go spartan

1. When you are faced against someone (or something) that is standing in your way or arguing with you (or threatening you with a Persian invasion) and you'd like to kick him/her (it) in the chest. -If it is something, imagine it has a chest-

2. If you are overwhelmed by ANYTHING (e.g. office paperwork, bees, emos, Britney Spears fans, persians, etc.) and you have to deal with it and defend your balls no matter what. If you're in a group, you should be in a terrible numeric disadvantage.

1.
- I told you to shut the hell up!
- ... and you don't do any laundry and I have to cook eeeeverything you wanna eat...
- DON'T MAKE ME GO SPARTAN ON YOU, MOM!

- The bathroom door was jammed and I desperately needed to take a dump so I went spartan on it... Dad's gonna kill me :(

2.
- Damn Paul, those Hillary Duff fans are coming our way.
- Shit! We'll have to get totally spartan on them.

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Basement Spartan

1: To be wrapped up in a blanket with two of the corners pinned together so as to create a cloak for the purpose of warmth.

2: The poor man's Snuggie.

"My heater went out so I went Basement Spartan to keep warm."

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Spartan Laser

A sexual role playing game where participants dress as Halo characters. Male participants (dressed as Spartans) are punched in the prostate to induce internal bleeding, then ejaculate blood onto the other participants and yell, "Lasa LASAAAAH!!!"

"I got a head shot with my Spartan Laser last night... she's blind now."

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